 #
I don't know . #
He didn't seem to know what they were in there for . #
Well you can listen to what you've taped with the headphones . #
You can listen to what you've taped . #
You can play it back yeah , if you want to . #
I don't think you can do that . #
To say I've had it , yeah . #
Next Friday . #
Yes . #
Er stick it in your t wherever , yeah . #
Stick it where you like . #
Stick it where you like . #
No . #
It's got erm it's own recording level . #
Erm #
I suppose you should tell them that you're going to tape the conversation maybe , yeah . #
I don't suppose that matters really . #
I won't have time now . #
Are you ? #
There's no petrol in the car . #
No I put it in the last two times . #
Twenty quid's worth . #
So you'll have you watch my little car . #
Watch it . #
Be careful . #
I don't suppose it is . #
No . #
Go the motorways though , if you can . #
You'll have to watch for , for the roadworks . #
I mean the roadworks on the M 6 are diabolical now . #
Mm . #
I it took us three and a half hours coming back from Swansea . #
But we stopped off for half an hour as well . #
And I think it's longer coming back that way . #
Over the bridge . #
No it isn't . #
It isn't . #
I'd be positive . #
Shorter . #
What was the mileage when we got there ? #
A hundred and eleven ? #
I can't remember now exactly . #
Yeah well you could erm go up , go down the M 50 into Ross and then go from there . #
Yeah , there is a oh to go back that way ? #
Yeah . #
You could turn off for Abergavenny again . #
So , where's she gone now ? #
They close at about four o'clock don't they ? #
Well , Birmingham's on the cards cos Steve , Stevey-boy works there doesn't he ? #
Pardon me ? #
How's Brian ? #
Me . #
A bloke give me one . #
Yeah . #
It's on at the moment . #
Some market research just to see how many times you swear at me . #
Yeah . #
So there will be er #
plenty on it . #
Hey . #
Who were you talking to ? #
What's what ? #
Oh yeah . #
It's off the erm #
No , it's off #
It's off the toilet erm #
the vent . #
I'll put it in the garage . #
We won't lose it then . #
It just slides on . #
But the wind licked it off I suppose . #
I'm definitely not putting it back on today , but I will put it back on . #
Well #
On his car ? #
Shook it ? #
Upstairs , on the bed , vaseline on your nose . #
Now . #
Move it . #
Go on . #
Go upstairs . #
Hurry up . #
He's gone . #
I've given her her hairdryer back on trial , I've told her . #
If she leaves it plugged in and switched on again she won't get it back . #
Because it ain't on . #
I ain't having the house burnt down . #
Bloody hairdryers . #
Yeah , we do don't we ? #
Yeah we do . #
You are cheeky . #
What about her food ? #
Tell Mary . #
Tell Mary all about it . #
Did you see them two dirty great big no right turn signs ? #
I said to the bloke I said how do you get out that junction ? #
He said you don't , there's no right turn . #
I looked up the road and there was two great big signs , no right turn . #
I'd already gone that way twice . #
And turned right . #
Dog's looking at you . #
What do you want Ricksy ? #
What is it Ricky ? #
Come on then . . #
I don't see any I don't I don't see any bacon in there . #
Are you gonna buy it tomorrow ? #
Oh . #
I'm not working Monday . #
Saturday Sunday . #
Let's have some wh when ? #
I'll be up then . #
I won't need it . #
Okay . #
No you didn't . #
You bought dog food . #
You bought milk . #
You did . #
You needed butter . #
Alright . #
Don't you eat it . #
Don't you touch that butter . #
Nor anybody else . #
If you're saying you're buying the butter solely for me , then I just want me solely to eat it . #
Cos I'm not carrying the can . #
Brian , you're not to eat it . #
No . #
She says you had to go out and buy butter solely because I wanted it . #
And I've #
I've had the bollocking cos we've had to buy butter . #
And if you see her , see her eating our butter there will be a row . #
you've said that . #
Well neither am I . #
He said he wants butter . #
Yeah well sh I wouldn't have minded just for today . #
I didn't s I I didn't say #
I didn't say I'd got to have it today . #
Cos I don't . #
No I did not . #
You s your suggestion was send Brian to the shops . #
Not mine . #
Well can you empty one of those and put it and put it in that bucket . #
Thumping me probably won't come out on the tape . #
So you dropped it . #
You said you're not gonna believe this . #
He'll eat that . #
I'm not finished yet . #
Tomorrow ? #
Okay . #
I'll sort them out . #
Got more in . #
Shut up Rick . #
He's crying his eyes out in there . #
Three hundred and ninety pounds insurance . #
I've gotta get that down a bit . #
ten pound for the cover note . #
You know just for #
three or four days . #
Yeah . #
You know while #
while the changeover has been done . #
Got my registration number today . #
One O two . #
One O two two . #
My new number . #
W Y C or something . #
No thanks Mary . #
W Y C I think it is . #
Yeah they've got O in them . #
Or V . #
At one time the V was only for , for commercial vehicles . #
You know light vans and commercials but it's used for anything now . #
You know our car's D V P . #
Well it does hurt your pride . #
I'm afraid we cannot have any of this . #
Too . #
If it's wet just take your time . #
Keep it upright . #
Well you didn't realize it was going over did you ? #
It catches you by surprise . #
It's run out . #
Oh Wednesday . #
Shouldn't be dripping . #
Pressure's not high . #
Pressure was down again this morning . #
We must keep an eye on that . #
Cos between one and two bar on the , on the erm boiler . #
It means , means the system wasn't pressurized . #
But it could be very dangerous . #
It's not right . #
Yeah . #
It shouldn't move . #
The pressure's okay Mary . #
Probably be alright to use the hot water system but not the heating . #
Because it's a pressurized system . #
So if you have a look and you can't see that needle . #
Well it's changed now cos it's up now . #
It's up now . #
Er well it would have been . #
There was no pressure on it . #
Mm ? #
It shouldn't be . #
It should be okay . #
Yeah I was I had a shower , well , perhaps the water's been turned down a bit . #
No I mean here . #
On the boiler . #
That water . #
It's only one and a half . #
It should be higher than that . #
I'll put it up to two and a half and it should be warm enough there . #
Well we'll have to watch that boiler . #
They're fatal if we , if it . #
Yeah . #
Poor Rick . #
My poor baby . #
Aah ! #
Come , what did she do to you ? #
What have I got for you ? #
Hang on , hang on . #
How much do you love me ? #
That much ? #
Okay . #
You're only having little bits . #
You're not having any bones or anything like that . #
We'll have to keep it out , and use it . #
Forty five minutes a side so it's erm #
Yeah , Saturday . #
Well as many as possible . #
That's what I mean . #
We'll have to keep it out . #
Somebody's put it away you see . #
Yeah . #
Oh I don't doubt it . #
There's only one person that commits the mortal sins . #
Well I'm certain it begins with M . #
Rick . #
You're not having any rice . #
No . #
Where's all this paperwork ? #
Paperwork belongs to this . #
Mary . #
Mary . #
I didn't want him to have that . #
Mary . #
Mary where's the paperwork belonging to that ? #
Oh that's some of it . #
Have a , get it all out then Brian . #
There's a book in there I've gotta fill in . #
That's it . #
That's it . #
There doesn't happen to be a pen in there does there ? #
Oh I see one . #
I've no idea . #
Yeah . #
Have you made any tea Mary ? #
No . #
Do you want some tea ? #
I told him to ring I told him ring Apex up in case they were recruiting . #
Because there are jobs up on the notice board . #
But he said Apex didn't know anything about it at the moment . #
So I mean , if Apex don't know anything about it I don't know why they don't . #
Now you know I don't get on with plastic . #
Oh I got it first time . #
I got it first time . #
Tell her there will be half a pie for her tea otherwise she don't get none . #
I mean this is ridiculous . #
It's making work for everybody . #
And one thing we don't want is extra work . #
That's it . #
Yeah . #
Yeah but tell them to clean up after them . #
Don't leave it for you all the time . #
No . #
Well I mean that's different to the way we live though isn't it ? #
Mm ? #
Mm , could you imagine me #
No wonder he sits in the chair and does nothing . #
Because they do it at home . #
Eat that food now . #
I've had enough of you . #
You're being perfectly silly . #
Yeah . #
I remind me in the morning . #
Yeah . #
Eh ? #
Yeah . #
Don't put it away then Mary . #
Don't put it away , you'll have to leave it out for the week . #
Seventeenth tomorrow isn't it Mary ? #
Seventeenth tomorrow ? #
I'll have to , I shan't #
Yeah . #
Phaw one twenty five . #
Yeah . #
Keep it in your pocket . #
It's no good in the garage . #
Okay . #
Well I've got no change . #
? #
Don't bank on it . #
Yet again . #
Oh , for taking the hairs off your legs ? #
I've got a razor upstairs . #
Oh forget it , you can scrub that out straight away . #
You'd be lucky to get one . #
Where's the nearest loan company ? #
Where's the nearest loan company ? #
I know . #
She #
When are you going to #
No , don't get it till I want it to buy her present . #
Good boy . #
He said don't buy any more new clothes . #
Don't buy any more new clothes . #
What made her say that I wonder . #
Which diet ? #
Your chocolate diet ? #
Your crisp diet or your food diet ? #
We know all about it . #
We know . #
Just buy me butter . #
I shan't encourage you to eat my butter . #
nice cup of tea . #
I dunno . #
Yeah I should think so , yeah . #
It's sure to . #
We use all the words of the English language don't we ? #
We use the yellow ones , the blue ones , the black ones . #
George is , George is gonna get me some lights for on here , did you know ? #
George . #
No , lights . #
Yeah . #
He makes them . #
Well Lynwood do them . #
So the next time he goes he's gonna get some for me . #
He does he does ma a lot of manufacture for Lynwoods . #
Yeah , good idea . #
But we're not spending any money . #
Mm . #
It's only like a plaster of paris stuff isn't it ? #
It does go off quick . #
Not very far . #
Different designs . #
That's right yeah . #
Mm . #
Yeah . #
It could definitely do with something . #
But we'll leave it for now . #
When , when he was in I saw he I saw Mark look at that corner . #
And he copped off . #
Goes in . #
Goes in about an inch . #
He was saying to me it was very difficult to do . #
Well I can't understand why . #
I mean really what he should have done if it , if it was that difficult he should have gone back another half a brick and the j bricked it up all the way #
level , instead of putting bits and pieces in . #
Surely #
he could have half bricked it all the way up ? #
Instead of saying how difficult it was putting bits and pieces in . #
I would have thought that's what I would have done . #
You know , just come straight up with a row of bricks . #
Yeah . #
That's what I thought . #
I mean it didn't have to be spot on . #
As long as it came back out to where it is now . #
Good boy . #
But did you fart ? #
He probably farted . #
You cheeky . #
Good boy boys . #
Go to sleep now . #
Good boy . #
Close your eyes . #
That's it . #
Close your eyes and go to sleep . #
Go on go on . #
Go on . #
You soft animal . #
Yeah . #
In case he see in case he misses something . #
I was gonna wash the car . #
I'll do it tomorrow . #
I've never #
seen it so dirty . #
Eh ? #
It's not on it's not on the list . #
You're not having it . #
Forget it . #
You are slow . #
I don't know . #
As many as are full up . #
Whether it be one , two ten fifteen , it doesn't matter . #
Erm every time you use a tape you fill in this is tape side B tape one side B tape two side A tape two side B . #
No we're on one side B . #
We've done side A . #
Yeah . #
When , what was the date we started recording on the tape ? #
Was it Saturday ? #
What date was last Saturday ? #
Fourteen fifte fourteenth ? #
No , well #
I haven't . #
Well , you can't tell that I'm Irish but I can tell you're Irish . #
You're you're a frigging idiot you are . #
Nobody can . #
Nobody can tell that I'm Irish . #
Only when I swear . #
And you know I don't swear very often . #
kids anyway . #
But that could change when Patricia comes in . #
Well I don't think they have . #
They haven't got a brummie accent , no . #
And th th they haven't got a twang as far as I know anyway so #
I'm only putting the truth down as I see it . #
You know ? #
I mean I could be wrong . #
I can only put down what I know to be the truth as far as I can tell . #
There doesn't seem to be a regional accent in this area does there ? #
If you start going further towards Worcester , Worcestershire . #
Into Worcester #
that that area . #
Well , into Hailsowen #
places like that , then you would get an accent . #
Mhm . #
But I don't look at Birmingham people #
Who ? #
when Brian ? #
Thought he'd be but he wasn't . kids . #
You'd better eat that food . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Right I'll move the car then , out of his way . #
Oh you've been to see him ? #
She hasn't changed . #
Sierra . #
But not Greg ? #
Oh she work in a Dixons ? #
What full time ? #
Oh the estate agents . #
Oh I see . #
No . #
You can do well in that job though . #
You can be er kidnapped and all sorts . #
You can do well in that job . #
You can be kidnapped and all sorts . #
Mm it must be at Cowley cos Connolly's virtually closed now . #
What department's he in ? #
Dunno . #
Oh . #
A lot of them have you know . #
Is that the one that rung Patricia ? #
Which one was that ? #
Oh . #
I think , is in the er garage ? #
Did you go for your gauge then ? #
No . #
You've gotta keep off them . #
The white the white lines #
and manhole covers . #
You've gotta find out where they are . #
They make you change your line . #
Well you have to sometimes . #
You'll get used to it and it doesn't affect you #
after a bit . #
But you've got to watch them when they're , when you're in the wet . #
You w if your d wheel does move it won't move far . #
You get used to that , the wheel moving over a bit . #
It will stop itself . #
It will , it just might slide a bit but it will stop sliding when it comes off it . #
Well you you've travelled another hundred yards . #
Yeah . #
Keep away from the kerbs . #
That's the most important thing . #
Well you can go straight up to Longridge Lane . #
Up to Gr Gravelly Corner #
Are you going over to Droitwich on it or will you go in your car ? #
When you gotta go Droitwich ? #
Oh tomorrow . #
Well the weather forecast is dry anyway . #
Get used to carrying it . #
Get used to carrying it . #
I always found that awkward at the top . #
Specially if there was cars on the hill and I had to pull up behind them . #
Cos you you run out of you know , what things to do . #
Cos you've gotta have one foot on the ground and you've gotta have one o ha foot , one on the brake #
one on the clutch , one on the throttle #
and the other one on , and your gear change . #
You're one missing . #
Plymouth Road's another awkward one . #
The first , the first down bit when you're going down Plymouth Road . #
When you come to the right , the bend . #
And it gets wet down there as well . #
It gets a bit slippy on there . #
And there's manhole covers as you come out the bend . #
Yeah . #
Go at a speed you can enjoy it . #
Go at a speed that you can enjoy riding it at . #
And it will last you longer , you know ? #
Your bike , the engine , the oil . #
You reduce it's life . #
It should cruise along at about fifty at , you know , quarter throttle . #
Yeah . #
It's about right for a four hundred . #
Mine would be doing about five grand at that . #
Four and a half , five . #
Mine went up with , you know let's face it if I was doing sixty mile an hour it would be doing just over six grand . #
Anything over that , you know mine is going up towards the seven into the red . #
Yeah . #
And mine did and mine's only a , mine was only a sm you know one eight five . #
Don't , just keep your revs down . #
Hello Rick . #
You poor tired little boy . #
How long has he had his car ? #
Ooh ! #
I mean that's the pits . #
Everybody does , don't they ? #
Mm . #
Is it yellow or green ? #
Oh a red one ! #
Load of rubbish . #
No . #
No . #
Just give me a fiver . #
And , do you want a wee ? #
Do you want a wee ? #
Tell me what you want ? #
Come here . #
Do you want a wee wee ? #
Don't you cheek #
You cheeky . #
T that's it , walk all over me . #
You cheek #
Yeah ? #
Yeah . #
You need good gloves #
cos see once your hands get cold you've gotta give up . #
Yeah . #
Oh you haven't seen him . #
Yeah ? #
Yeah . #
Oh yeah it happens , yeah . #
It's very hard to balance a till . #
Yeah . #
It could have been there all the time . #
And you missed it you see ? #
Yeah . #
Go on . #
Quick , quick quick quick . #
Good boy #
Go on . #
Go on . #
And me . #
Give me one . #
Give me a kiss . #
Rick Rick Rick Rick Hey . #
Oh thanks Rick . #
Yeah . #
When ? #
Oh this morning ? #
See it's having a pocket #
It's having a pocket to put it in to . #
Yeah . #
Oh we're first by the look of it . #
Well almost first anyway . #
Haven't you ? #
Oh Mary was late up . #
There was a right panic in our house . #
Well I , I got up late and Brian was in the bathroom . #
Had to rush downstairs , do my breakfast . #
Had some Weetabix quick and a cup of tea . #
Rush rushed into the bathroom . #
Went in there and went and got dressed so Mary was up then so when I got back downstairs the er breakfast , my breakfast was on the table . #
Again . #
So all in all , it's quite exciting . #
Yeah . #
Yes I am . #
I think I'd have if you was to say that . #
I would have been upset . #
I would , I'd have gone to . #
I thought I'm , I'm going this morning . #
No . #
Didn't have time really . #
Er yeah . #
Yeah , should have somewhere . #
Can't you ? #
I've got I've got seven I think balls . #
But I've got all seven good ones . #
But , it looks grotty , it is a good one . #
Have I got everything ? #
Yeah . #
Really ? #
It will get rid of it yeah . #
I took some yesterday , I was and I took some last night before I went to bed and I took two this morning . #
Cos my hips were killing me . #
My hips were killing me , you know ? #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Ooh . #
Oh you ca I'll let you . #
If we ever get up this hill . #
Morning . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
He's conscientious anyway isn't he ? #
He's doing his best . #
Oh yeah . #
Don't look up . #
Phew Oh dear . #
Nearly there . #
I find if I don't look up it's not so bad . #
You ought to be able to drive up here didn't you ? #
I really wouldn't mind selling all my camera gear . #
Su and er it's su such a waste . #
I never use it . #
No . #
I mean if I sold it cheap . #
Even if I only sold it , you know for a couple of hundred pounds . #
Well it's worth more than a hundred . #
I couldn't sell it #
that cheap . #
What do you want Rick ? #
If you're not gonna help , clear off . #
Rick being the dog . #
Oh yeah that , that will be handy . #
Yeah . #
I'll I'll keep the writing set . #
Yeah . #
Right yeah . #
I myself . #
Okay . #
These windows aren't that dirty Mary . #
They're not that dirty , it isn't long since I cleaned these you know . #
I'm only doing this as a big favour . #
Eh . #
I'm gonna tell Norman I got five thousand for the car . #
So don't , don't say nothing . #
He'll be as sick as a pig . #
Whose are they ? #
Mine ? #
Your oh ours ? #
Are they the ones that er #
Is that the one that's , one's broken ? #
Oh . #
Well get rid of it then . #
Yeah . #
Yeah sell it . #
He's not , he's not doing these sills like he said he would . #
Like I asked him to . #
The , the window cleaner . #
Aha . #
Wh who bought us that ? #
Yeah . #
What ? #
Oh . #
Oh yeah . #
Oh that's expensive though , isn't it ? #
Yeah . #
That was a few pounds . #
Yes I know . #
Yeah . #
We've , I mean we've lost a hundred pound on the car . #
Cos it er the tax er there's twelve month's tax on it . #
Oh no and it's gone now . #
Twelve months , yeah . #
I suppose I suppose we could get rid of the erm all these pay slips now couldn't we ? #
Well I mean they're only part sets . #
They aren't actually worth a lot of money . #
Are they ? #
Yeah . #
We're gonna burn all these ? #
These want burning don't they ? #
Yeah . #
I'll burn them . #
Well I don't like things like this flying around . #
The old pay slips and things . #
So I I'll burn them . #
I'll burn all this . #
I'll burn them in the garden . #
On the top patio . #
Have a little fire going . #
Yeah , I I would . #
That rubbish ? #
That's it . #
No , these are all foreign coins . #
You can't get rid of these . #
No . #
No I'll keep them . #
Rubbish . #
We'll keep the coins . #
I'll keep the coins . #
Oh , right . #
Well all this , all this is good . #
I want to keep . #
Everything in there's gonna be kept . #
Yeah I know I fou seen it the other day Mary . #
No . #
That's I want , don't don't chuck old and ancient things away that might be worth a lot of money later on . #
I mean that's a rare thing . #
What's that ? #
Yeah . #
For car boot sale . #
Car boot sale that one . #
On the tray . #
That's a screwdriver set . #
It's erm it's a carving set . #
Car boot sale . #
Yeah . #
Car boot . #
Acom Yeah . #
What's in this ? #
Playing cards . #
Yeah . #
Well you can have that and don't , don't want it chucked away . #
That's a pen . #
That's a pen . #
Car boot sale . #
That's a good tiepin . #
No that's it's a Rover tiepin . #
What's this one ? #
Oh is it ? #
Yeah . #
Hang on . #
Put them in there . #
Yeah . #
Now what's it ? #
You ! #
I find things two years later . #
Yeah . #
So #
Mm . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Just talk normal . #
You know #
just behave normal as if it , as if you don't know it's there . #
I have to use the tapes up in normal conversation . #
I'm doing a survey . #
That's right , yeah . #
I really want it on all the time now . #
Well , well as people are talking in the house cos I'm getting behind with the tapes . #
I've gotta use ten tapes up before what ? #
Saturday . #
So we have to leave it on . #
Should be another one of these . #
Somewhere . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yeah I remember that night , yeah . #
That was at er Millionaires . #
Ha ! #
Yeah . #
No , I want heavier string than that . #
That's car boot . #
Have you got all the suits and things in there ? #
Have you got them out of here as well ? #
No I'm gonna keep that . #
That's my jockstrap . #
That's my good jockstrap . #
Yeah where's the box ? #
Oh I wanna keep that . #
It's a good one this is . #
The one with the box . #
I'm not throwing that away . #
I want you to the box . #
It's not easy . #
It won't come in ! #
Er it won't fit . #
I can't get it in . #
Never heard such rubbish . #
I'm not . #
No . #
No , they're a few years old them are . #
Put my weight training gloves up there . #
That's right . #
Hey ? #
Happy birthday Mary . #
Happy birthday . #
No I'm ever so thirsty . #
I don't know what the hell's the matter with me . #
I've gotta go and get a drink . #
No I haven't , no . #
D what somebody s ask me to ? #
Well what do you ask me if I put the kettle on for ? #
No I had a drink of erm squash . #
We're looking through that Mary . #
They good quality ? #
Yeah . #

Yeah . #
They're a nice pattern . #
Nice pattern on them . #
Yeah , nice ones . #
Yeah . #
What does it say ? #
Solid stainless steel , yeah . #
If it had said solid silver I'd have been down the h down the s down the high street . #
what it is . #
Cos it's not elastic . #
What for ? #
Oh perfume ? #
What's that Mary ? #
Scrap . #
Was it , did I buy you them ? #
The dust that's in there . #
No keep the goggles and that , yeah . #
Keep the ski stuff , yeah . #
I mean this ought to go in the paper really . #
Put it down there on the floor please . #
This ought to go in the paper Mary , not boot not the car boot . #
No . #
Yeah , it's too late er what day is it today ? #
It's too late #
for this week . #
Yeah , yeah . #
It'll have to go in The Advertiser . #
It's too late now isn't it ? #
Mm . #
It had the right colour in it as well . #
Yeah , it's the right colour as well . #
That camera , the camera equipment ought to go in The er Advertiser not the car boot sale . #
Where's the Y ? #
Have y have you chucked the Y out ? #
Have you chucked it out ? #
The Y . #
I've got no money anyway . #
Have we still got that ? #
Let's drink it . #
Let's drink it . #
It's time we drunk it . #
Oh it'll be vintage then . #
That's what I'd like , that's what I said to her , it'll be vintage . #
Y what are you doing with them ? #
I thought we were chucking them all away ? #
Yeah . #
Ge get rid of them . #
Eh ? #
See her . #
You were lending them to this one here . #
No . #
You can buy your own . #
Right . #
Yeah . #
If there's some missing . #
You took them to Coventry and left them there then . #
Is that two jackets ? #
Is one of those mine ? #
By the size . #
Beside mine were split . #
That's mine . #
Mine were split . #
Car boot sale . #
Anything else up there ? #
Come on . #
Mm , I don't know whose them are . #
We need another bag . #
Yeah #
Yeah . #
Mary . #
Bible . #
Yeah keep that Mary . #
Never chuck a holy book away . #
Never throw the holy book away . #
Mm . #
The word of the lord . #
Matthew Mark Luke and John . #

Well that should be downstairs and read every night . #
One page . #
That should be downstairs and either one or two pages read every night . #
By one person . #
To learn something about it . #
Because it's important . #
Important . #
Is that , is that it's not a catholic bible is it ? #
Mm . #
Well not everything's gonna fit in that black bag is it ? #
Where you going ? #
Well why don't you answer it up here ? #
No . #
It's worn . #
Yeah . #
No matter how careful I am with this lead it gets a knot in it . #
How much were these Mary ? #
Can you remember ? #
Were they ? #
Eh ? #
Well , if we make fifty quid it'll pay the fifty quid for the transporter costs won't it ? #
Well it depends what we've got . #
Depends what we've got , yeah . #
He's in and out of there looking thin and sorry for himself . #
How are we doing ? #
Er you chucking them away ? #
Anything else in here ? #
They will do up there . #
Right . #
Is the Y did you chuck the Y out ? #
The Y . #
Is it ? #
My teeth . #
I'm cleaning the plaque off my teeth . #
Yeah , they should be with the camera . #
They put them in there for now . #
Oh there's some envelopes . #
get some stamps . #
I've run out of stamps . #
I have to list #
I will have to list , when I put the camera in the paper I'll have to list everything that's in there , in the bag . #
And put it on a piece of paper and put it on the notice board so that if anybody rings up you can say well this is what it is . #
And just reel off what's written down . #
Stevey-boy . #
Today ? #
Yeah . #
Because she shouldn't be here . #
That's . #
That's gotta go downstairs . #
This can go back in the cupboard . #
Which one ? #
Dunno . #
Yeah I think so Mary . #
Well what do you want to do with them ? #
Well it's only christmas erm it's only a christmas thing . #
No no , it isn't . #
I don't think it is . #
It's just a christmas christmas gift . #
Suppose it might go , souvenir . #
I don't , I don't know how much you , you you could ask for it ? #
Mm . #
Is it ? #
Disney ? #
Yeah . #
Mm something like that yeah . #
Five or between five and ten . #
Do you wanna get rid of it ? #
See I think it's is it too late for the er the Y this week ? #
Is it ? #
I'll go and have a look . #
Is that it in this room , more or less ? #
What are you doing with this water ? #
What are you doing with the water ? #
Rick you smell . #
They must be in the in the washer . #
They must be in the dishwasher . #
Still working . #
Do yo want to run me up Mary ? #
Do you want to run me up ? #
Run me up . #
Well there's never any place to park . #
Or I'll run you up while you run in to shop and I'll go and turn round . #
Being as you've got the money . #
Wants , it wants to go now . #
Well which car #
which car boot sale do you want to go to ? #
I don't know where they are Mary . #
I thought you knew all about it . #
Yeah , but I thought you had one in your mind . #
Because you've been badgering me for weeks to go to a car boot sale . #
Yeah . #
Probably nobody went to it . #
Well any time really . #
They're rolling up at about half past seven . #
Mm . #
The the dealers are , yeah . #
Cos I've see them , seen them going in on Sunday . #
But there's no point in going early . #
Cos there'll be nobody there . #
Mm can you pay for this advert Mary ? #
Which is car park number two ? #
Oh that big one ? #
Well I mean we could go and have a look . #
If you go and have a look and see how many people are in there . #
Does it say how much ? #
Is it ? #
You know I don't like paying out . #
Mary #
Paying out . #
Yeah . #
You drop it in and I'll I'll I'll turn the car round . #
Have you got bring some money with you cos I haven't got any . #
Come on it'll only take us , we'll only be five minutes . #
I keep walking in this rubbish you've swept in the #
Er no . #
Think it's oil . #
Yeah it's oil . #
Well I put things in cupboards . #
That's the same , that's like Geoff you know ? #
I don't know . #
Don't you want it ? #
It's probably this one . #
No . #
Yeah . #
Did you hear what I said ? #
Is he gonna pack it up ? #
Otherwise you'll , you'll not speak to him at all cos I shall just pick the phone up and say #
and say you're not in . #
Well that's alright . #
I don't mind how many times he rings you at the phone box . #
It's oil . #
What's it say on that label ? #
. #
Sling it . #
Throw it out . #
Yeah . #
In the #

Ah be careful . #
Erm just check . #
It's thinners . #
I wanna label on it really . #
Where are the labels ? #
Yeah it's a #
Yeah . #
It's a glass cleaner . #
What's that one ? #
Ooh that stinks . #
No . #
it might be leaking . #
No it's not empty . #
No it's not leaking . #
Don't know what was in there . #
If it leaks it'll blow the house up anyway . #
It's always been in there . #
Oh what a bugger bugger . #
And a bugger bugger bugger . #
I know . #
What's that ? #
Paint . #
Spray paint I think . #
De-icer . #
What's that one ? #
That's off the car T-cut . #
Matt black . #
That's the piece off the light outside . #
What's that one ? #
Oh we don't want that . #
That's empty as well . #
Oh Rick look what I've found . #
Oh Rick look what I've found . #
It's glue . #
Solvent . #
Yeah it's gone . #
I I've had it for years . #
Now I think this is that's brake fluid . #
What's this ? #
Bloody rubbish . #
Where was that ? #
I'll bollock him for sticking his rubbish in my cu cupboards . #
Tha I want that , yeah . #
That's a special . #
Who , who's had all the nails out of them ? #
Look . #
They're expensive to buy . #
You shouldn't vandalize them . #
Dead . #
I'm just putting it all in one place , yeah . #
I'm trying to get an empty one . #
So that I can put this sort of stuff somewhere frigging else . #
Well they're off a pushbike , yeah . #
Well I dunno I , they're not mine , they're Brian's . #
So I can't really speak #
That's that's important as well . #
That's for doing . #
Eh ? #
Yeah it is a bomb . #
It's a potential bomb . #
I'm pissed off with that thing stuck up me nose . #
Ah . #
I'll take them to work . #
I need them . #
Are there any more in there ? #
That's Malcom's . #
That's Brian's . #
I could take these back . #
Take these back to the boys . #
Cos I don't need them . #
They're they're the sort of things that you could never get hold of , you know , that we always kept ourselves . #
So I brought them home with me so I could , I could take in actual fact I could take them back . #
Cos they're no good to me . #
And I don't suppose they can get them now . #
I'll take them back tomorrow . #
Ta take all them back for those at work . #
Cos I don't want them . #
Better keep them . #
These could go to the car boot sale . #
That one's brand new . #
Mm ? #
No . #
Not really , no . #
None of that's rubbish Mary actually . #
We'll keep it . #
Whatever's keep everything in there Mary . #
Oh , see if I can find something to er #
Yeah . #
There's a pair of overalls . #
They should be in the car . #
Then if you had a puncture and it was raining or something . #
They're paper overalls . #
Just put them on and throw them away when you've finished . #
Er do one at a time . #
Have to be careful . #
Yeah , car boot sale . #
Yeah , car boot sale . #
Car boot sale . #
That's yours . #
Rubbish . #
Was that in there ? #
And another one . #
Well this is brand new actually . #
It's a brand new torch that is . #
Just wants a battery . #
Yeah . #
So , what do you want , a medal ? #
Torch . #
No I haven't seen him yet . #
I I must try and cop him tomorrow . #
And give him the good news . #
I'll s I've gotta say to him I've taken your advice Normal I'm I'm having the two one six G T I . #
I'll say to him I'm taking your advice , I'm having the two one six G T I model . #
Yeah I'll take that to work . #
To the boys at work . #
Well that's it . #
That's virtually empty now . #
There's nothing in here I can chuck away . #
I've checked them . #
Checked them . #
Everything we need . #
There's , I mean there's stuff in here we need . #
No place else to put it . #
They're my leggings . #
They want washing . #
Can you wash them ? #
Being as you want them out . #
So you shouldn't try #
Well dunno . #
Did you ? #
Oh . #
Put them back in here . #
Conned again . #
Tools . #
Okay ? #
We may get rid of that stuff . #
Can you ? #
Yeah . #
Okay . #
Well we'll leave this , leave this in here . #
I can take the erm that's it . #
As long as it isn't over the vice . #
Cos the vice has been going rusty . #
The vice has been going rusty cos of the dryer . #
Oh here's some more here . #
There's another one here . #
we don't want them now . #
See we can tape all these again . #
Look , I'm fed up of this . #
Right . #
That's it's home from now on . #
That's Brian's . #
Brian bought a new one . #
But mine has disappeared . #
I mean it doesn't matter , I can use that one . #
It's all the same to me . #
These are mine . #
I bought these with my own money . #
I need that Mary . #
I need them . #
It's er fuel pipe . #
Well that's the scout socket off the T V and that's fuel pipe . #
Put it back up there . #
Put it in here . #
That that , no . #
I I know what's there . #
There's nothing there to get rid of . #
Except this . #
I can get rid of these cos er it's packed up now . #
Being as the car's going on Monday I don't actually need the gemini er alarm . #
Might as well get rid of it . #
Treat it as junk and throw it away although it cost me more than fifty four . #
It's no good if it don't work . #
No , car boot sale . #
Yeah . #
Might as well get rid of it eh ? #
There's about four or five of them in there now . #
There's about four or five of them in there now . #
Oh that's right . #
It does happen . #
I want all that . #
Stick it up where ? #
Oh yeah , I want them . #
Mm . #
Might find a job for him some time you see . #
We don't really want it . #
It's car boot sale . #
Yeah . #
Keep it . #
Leave it up there for now . #
Keep it . #
I might want to cut your head off . #
Oh that was a kit . #
Mary . #
That was the kit . #
Right , leave them in there Mary . #
Well that's it for that cupboard . #
That's it . #
Yeah #
Yeah . #
Crap . #
A thing like a a brillo pad does the same . #
Give us that out . #
I mean that's going rusty . #
If that goes rusty it's no bloody good . #
dry it doesn't matter . #
Keep that Mary yeah . #
It's handy . #
Well , it's handy for me . #
Er , chuck it away . #
I don't really want the bits . #
That's for the washing machine . #
Oh that's . #
It's cleaning fluid . #
Special . #
Special cleaning fluid . #
Somebody went to a lot of trouble to get me that . #
Well I mean that's it . #
We , we've been all the way round now . #
We've been all the way round now . #
Er are you having , are you putting any dinner on today ? #
No . #
Well I'll just have a I'll just have a couple of erm lamb sandwiches . #

It was in the drawer . #
Somebody had put it in the drawer . #
There's a nice pink colour Rick . #
I don't know what they've got in this one . #
It looks pink , the dog food . #
I don't know what it is . #
Yeah . #
If you live in Australia it's kangaroo meat . #
Yeah it's funny . #
He always did look a funny sort of chap though didn't he ? #
But I liked him , cos he was so funny . #
It #
He's really funny . #
I thought he the way he acted and I I thought he was er a real comedian . #
Here you are . #
Go on eat it up . #
Hurry up . #
Hurry up and then we go out for a walk . #
Go on . #
It's over there . #
Go and frigging eat it . #
Come on you . #
What's the matter ? #
Got you ! #
Go on . #
Hurry up . #
You won't go out . #
You won't go out if you don't eat it . #
I'm telling you . #
Rick , your mum's there Rick . #
Walking all over the grass that I haven't cut yet . #
We need bread out the freezer . #
I'm gonna do myself a sandwich . #
Yeah . #
No . #
Well , I might have a sandwich later . #
If I'm starving . #
But I don't want a dinner . #
I know . #
And look at how long it lasted as well . #
Could have bought that this morning . #
Er and I had every intention of #
I had every intention of doing it this morning . #
Oh . #
I never saw you . #
This isn't yours Rick . #
This is mine . #
I'm going to enjoy this Rick . #
If I can cut it without cutting me hand off . #
Some of what ? #
What's that ? #
Oh yeah ? #
Supposed to be able to . #
Is this my tea Mary ? #
You sure ? #
Rick go and eat your food . #
You're joking . #
He's got more sense . #
There are certain things you can do with a sixteen year old . #
There are certain things you can do with a sixteen year old . #
But living with them isn't one of them . #
What's that Mary ? #
Yesterday didn't do anything . #
I didn't . #
I got up and took you up town . #
Bought you lunch . #
What did you eat ? #
That's right . #
Same difference . #
Have we used it all ? #
Well . #
I'll have a word with Roger . #
See if he can get some more . #
Oh yeah I want to buy some Jeyes Jeyes fluid . #
Where is he ? #
Oh it's alright . #
Well see if it comes up a bit . #
I mean it could be that there's air in it somewhere . #
I don't know why it would suddenly start losing pressure . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
That up there . #
In the back ,if you take this cupboard it doesn't matter . #
Actually , I can eat that tomorrow . #
Yeah , I'll eat them tomorrow as well . #
Uncanny ! #
Move that ! #
I was talking to the gannet ! #
The gannet ! #
No . #
Did it ? #
Yeah . #
I wonder where he's put it then ? #
Oops , and there's cats everywhere you're walking ! #
Did I tell you what we had in our cup this morning didn't I ? #
Yeah it has . #
Ha ! #
That have to give it to Ded , she's got a car . #
It's the for us car tax . #
Yeah , that's what that is , D L V Swansea . #
as a reminder . #
So you're tax will be up soon then ? #
Oh , it has come then ? #
Yeah . #
I hate that ! #
Puts you right off eating ! #
We can't have a new car an , and go to frigging Amsterdam can we ! #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
I am . #
What ? #
Why not ? #
I know . #
Dot , Dotty . #
No , she's going mad ! #
She's going senile , I tell you ! #
She hasn't brought us nothing back ! #
Did he #
? #
What ? #
You ain't ! #
Bye then ! #
I was having a sing-along ! #
Who said are we having a sing-along ? #
Yeah . #
Oh ! #
Monday . #
Here we go ! . #
Oh ! #
The . #
Ricky , come on in ! #
Well the C D works Mary ! #
The C D works okay . #
That's alright , I've wired that up now . #
But #
well I'm trying to sort the wires out , I'm I was that short of time , I had to cut some more lines up . #
Want another ? #
Hop it ! #
You cheeky dog ! #
No , no reason . #
No reason . #
Oi Lights ! #
When you out you left every light on ! #
No just leave it in my chair . #
if you want . #
What's he got mate ? #
What's he got ? #
What's he eating ? #
What's he eating ? #
And her mouth's still shut ! #
Oh is this on the Y T S Trish ? #
How much is that a week ? #
Oh I see . #
It'll be whatever #
whatever #
What's on ? #
What's on ? #
Oh that's good that is . #
What time's your interview ? #
I told you ! #
Ay #
Yeah , from here go #
into town to go Wingates and tha , that way . #
Ay #
You don't go as far as Church Hill ! #
You're going to Wingates aren't you ? #
Well you don't go as far as Church Hill then . #
I know it , yeah yeah . #
It's on the side you get off the bus . #
It's there somewhere just by the bus station . #
You ? #
Are you thinking of going ? #
Hiya ! #
Have you done your round ? #
Yeah . #
What for ? #
That's ridiculous that is , ! #
I bet they don't do nothing ! #
All they gotta do is take you home ! #
That's all they go , and take you home that's all there is to do . #
I wo ,an hour ! #
You need to pay for the . #
on mine . #
I told the bloke , I look after that my cars in the garage . #
Seen our gas bill ? #
A hundred and forty eight pound ! #
Yeah , I put her on the bus . #
Yeah , I've just made the tea . #
Wouldn't he ? #
Has he ? #
Oh ! #
They look revolting ! #
Yeah good luck ! #
When did you send it ? #
Yeah . #
Th ,the there's probably er you know , no rush for them . #
Who does ? ? #
Ah who doesn't ? #
Yeah but no but you don't want to be a cashier . #
Ay #
Yeah , wet yeah ? #
No , I haven't #
taken the dog out yet . #
I've just got up ! #
Just this , tidying up about ten minutes I always fill the house up with junk ! #
Yeah yeah , . #
now ? #
That's all they wanna know Ded ! #
Tha , that's exac , that's exactly what they are now ! #
All they wanna know how much you're gonna pay ! #
How much money they're taking off you ! #
Now who else had the same problem ? #
I think it was Colin #
Anything else , was there anything else , wrong ? #
No . #
I tell you something , if I had to go there , my God ! #
He'd have gone a bit #
Don't it sounds ! #
Oh yeah . #
Oh ,I'm as it is , so #
. #
Oh it's well and truly bad ! #
well sometime Monday . #
I've , gotta get down there first . #
Yeah . #
Okay . #
I erm I go to Jean for my dinner . #
Smart car ! #
Smart car ! #
and all that . #
And it's all white ! #
They couldn't get a red one . #
It's the other side of the road , I'm telling you ! #
By the bus stop . #
New building . #
oh . #
Oh ,yellow gates ? #
I'll ju , just on the side of the Trish I'll you #
for okay ? #
When you get off other side of the road . #

Yeah they would , just ask where the health centre is it's there somewhere ! #
The centre . #
I think it's just on the corner innit Ded ? #
As you go #
er , by the bus stop . #
By the bus stop #
No . #
At the centre #
Well that's . #
So she wouldn't get a bollocking ? #
Yeah . #
He ain't got a clue , now ! #
Yeah . #
Yeah , off you go then , let's have a look at you , come here ! #
Yeah , except they're only it's somebody who #
That's alright now . #
Cheerio pet ! #
If you're not coming home give us a ring ! #
Oh well . #
And just stood there ? #
Oh did you find his slipper that's missing ? #
Where was it ? #
Mhm . #
Yes . #
Well , is the milk outside there ? #
Is it ? #
Oh ! #
Okay . #
Well I was gonna come and have a look at the Fiesta that's all . . #
Yeah . #
Are you ? #
Oh I'll , I'll have a look at it next #
Well I'm off on Tuesday . #
I'll do it next Tuesday then #
So hopeful the weather's gonna be #
Is it still raining ? #
Oh it's stopped now though . #
It's always how's thi , how's this ? #
I am pissed off with that bleeding golf as well ! #

He's took it bad , he's a fine weather but it seems like #
Yeah . #
Mm ? #
Er Monday hopefully . . #
No , cut it up I meant sew it up . #
get hold of that cos that's gotta as well . #
It's rotten now . #
Put it outside . #
The water will go , go down to it now , won't last five minutes so I'll cut it up . #
Erm I hadn't really , but I can do , I mean I don't mind , if you wanna go up town . #
Oh ! #

I'll erm #
I haven't done this week yet . #
Do it on Thursday , so that Thursday . #
That'll be on Thursday morning . #
All the we had we did this week or were there no draws ? #
And er we didn't #
didn't have many of them with ours . #
We'll have to see you just do it . #
Bloody hope ! #
Get my house ! #
Oh ! #
Yeah . #
You know that big bloody place has gone up now ! #
I hope it sucked up , I was really worried about that ! #
Don't buy it on it's own when they go wrong costs a lot of money ! #
I was worried why am I bleeding the system after I've done the radiators and changed them , you know repair the pipe work . #
I've turned the taps on to refill it and the pressure taps they're in there till we fill the I was going round , finding trickle here I was going round bleeding all the radiators , the whole system had to be drained down ! #
I was upstairs bleeding the radiators , all air hisssss air whooshing out everywhere I thought I better check to see when I come in , that thing was full of water ! #
Yeah . #
He says fill the boiler #
so I did . #
And it's overflowing , that's the overflow there ! #
And you can see it's running down from the bottom , the pressure innit you see ? #
Yeah , here . #
I'll have to get some water out of it now . #
For some reason it's #
come up . #
Now where's that band ? #
I've been looking for that all week ! #
The bloody key ! #
The key to the bloody boiler ! #
I see it . #
Yeah I do wanna go up town Ded . #
I just wanna call in the garage to see my mate Rob cos I wanna take him a load of stuff back to the garage . #
That's #
Cos I'll take it back . #
No . #
Want a cup of tea ? #
Must of been another one . #
During February . #
Does he ? #
He likes them here give us #
now . #
I knew there was a water leak there but if it hadn't with rain that it definitely was a water leak . #
That's the only way the pressure would be down and the leak with water you know , it had to be a water leak . #
My turn to er cook today . #
Potatoes , some broccoli erm Brian's having kiev , chicken kievs Mary's having something out of our bake something and I'm having cold lamb . #
lamb you know , the what's it one ? #
It's very in some sauce . #
Yeah they're really nice ! #
Spare rib , yeah . #
I think it is yeah . #
And spare ribs ? #
Here's your joining the frigging A A ! #
And then swopping the car with twelve months A A on it ! #
I think we done last time , for twelve months . #
No , I've already paid for twelve months . #
And it'll automatically from the time I tell them . #
I'll go and see them this morning . #
I'll go and see them I can do that , they'll have to . #
No , I'll put my big trainers on if I can find them ! #
I yesterday . #
Hee hee again ! #
I keep being , I was really despondent ! #
Didn't like the idea . #
See the ! #
Thick as two short planks ! #
Ded , do you know rats ? #
They've come from next door gotta be they've bor , burrowed down a ha , another #
He said , oh yeah you've definitely got rats . #
Erm well they we , came again yesterday , put some more stuff down it's erm it's wheat with #
Mixed with , put #
some rat poison in it yeah , and they eat it . #
He said what ever you do he said don't cover the hole up , he said they like they like to , they like to see light . #
So we've left the hole uncovered with stuff all the way around it . #
No , I think it's a brown one according to Mary it looked brown it brown one not so bad , I mean if it was erm if it was a grey one would of been a sewer rat ! #
Coming up , which would have been more serious , maybe , cos it meant there might have been a break somewhere or #
Down a bit , sort of like , it's going up er the M one innit ? #
Leicestershire , that way . #
Tamworth ? #
Mm . #
Yeah . #
I mean , Birmingham is over run with rats ! #
They're everywhere ! #
London's the same ! #
That's the sewer rats . #
They just multiply in there's millions of them ! #
And th , think they're having a real problem in Birmingham as well the they're , trying to get rid of them and they're down the sewers all the time trying to get rid of the bloody things ! #
Cos they're coming up you see #
See any crack in the drain or anything like that , all of their burrowing and they'll get through it ! #
And that's what they're doing , they're coming into peoples gardens and rushing down the sewers again , you know ? #
Yeah . #
Mm . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Oh yeah , I've seen her recently , yeah . #
Was it goo buffet good ? #
Was it a good buffet , yeah ? #
Cos they do that sort of thing now . #
Mm . #
That's where you met Colin and told him I was having a new car . #
Mm . #
Mhm . #
Is he ? #
Yeah . #
You twenty five Ded ? #
Mm . #
Well that's side A and get a couple done today it won't look so bad . #
Get your coat on ! #
Ay #
Yeah . #
Ricky ! #
Are you ready Rick ? #
I'll just lock up . #
the door . #
Don't ask me ! #
Don't ask me ! #
What I'm doing is I'm taking her out . #
The girls I think Jo , Jean and George are coming down so #
if you wanna come out with us for a meal erm we're gonna go to The Fox . #
And then we're going way up Chester , taking her up Chester . #
Well I'll have to pay for Jean and George anyway . #
Erm I'll have to pay , cos I've got no money . #
So I'll put it #
on my Access . #
Yeah , I know , , they're catching up are they or are pac , are they closed down ? #
Who's , who's there to cash then ? #
What about ? #
Take your time . #
Don't get many figures . #
Yeah . #
And , have you found it ? #
Oh you haven't , you know where to find it if you want ? #
Well I'll go up this way , haven't combed my hair . #
You know what next door's done ? #
Somebody said it was next door . #
The rubbish ! #
Well I mean #
wouldn't of done it . #
If he had of done , it would Leonard's , not the other side . #
Well I co , I've seen him bringing out bringing it out in bags it falls out of there ! #
I'm not saying it was her . #
Oh those , I should think so , yeah . #
Yeah . #
You can't , cos you couldn't have inside . #
Yeah . #
Mm mm . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
in your mouth ! #
Yeah . #
They've probably shrunk them anyway . #
God , look at that ! #
Yeah . #
Yeah , I don't know what it is . #
That house is lovely inside . #
The one that's in the path . #
, I said that looks nice doesn't it ? #
Yeah . #
. #
I'm just gonna . #
One o'clock Mary said she might pop home . #
Trying to kill me again ! #
Pick your legs up quickly ! #
Ooh you cheeky devil ! #
Good boy ! #
Which one ? #
George ? #
Yeah . #
Yes . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
I bet that took some setting up when they ? #
They must be sitting there for hours with a camera ! #
Come on boy ! #
Yeah . #
Good boy ! #
Has she ever come with you ? #
No . #
She's got no commitment has she ? #
I can't imagine that ! #
Yeah . #
Really ? #
Yeah . #
A few , they'll do ! #
Put perfume on before he comes out ! #
Get out of it ! #
Yeah I know that . #
Yeah . #
I do , I shall take him round the garages and then back up here across the field , and then back home again . #
I'm taking him for about an hour . #
That takes about an hour that does . #
Round the square past Dartons past Cresser #
round that square then back up the other way betwe up through the factories #
back up the path again and then up here . #
Lovely and warm today ! #
It's stupid ! #
France haven't they , I mean #
If you've got a water in this and our resources , than we have ourselves ! #
Bloody disgusting ! #
Mm . #
Yeah , but what we had the Conservatives have sold ! #
We've got nothing left now ! #
We'll never get it back #
even if it was snatched back privatised all the money would of gone ! #
A million pound a day ! #
Course the most sickening part of it is , that the twenty five thousand with British Telecom well they're making millions of pounds profit everyday ! #
It's all to do with money before jobs now . #
people don't count any more ! #
time to leave this place ! #
No I wouldn't blame you ! #
Yeah . #
At least you , you get paid for what you do . #
Yeah . #
in ten years . #
I know . #
I mean , if you went to America and told them told a bu , American business man that to invest in this country because we've got a lot of ! #
. #
I'm saying there's only two ways you can do it in this country unless is to stop on the dole and . #
I go to work and earn . #
Yeah . #
I don't normally go that way it's walking through the car park . #
If I go back along the path again he can have a good sniff there . #
Well that's what they done to Dave , they were French weren't they ? #
No , can't of been . #
And he er , went to work one morning and they he , they says to him you're wanted in the office , and he came in the office and he was one of the gaffers , you know #
company car and everything somebody said to him got your car this morning Dave ? #
He said yeah so he said lend us your keys a minute give them back the keys , and he says and you're finished ! #
What about the car ? #
he said you don't touch that car again ! #
He said and what about my s gear in the car for towing my caravan and that ? #
He , we'll see to that , we'll get it off for you . #
He says I've got some personal stuff in the car , he said we'll get it out for you ! #
And they never give him the they never give him his tow bar or nothing , he's never had them back ! #
Yeah , finished , ! #
But , I mean Rover have done the same I know for a fact that Rover have done the same to some of their blokes , #
You no , you no longer er you no longer matter ! #
See this new deal this new Rover deal is being signed any day now well we're having a we'll be having a ballot any day now . #
Japanese style . #
When does your pay rise come out ? #
April . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Where ? #
No . #
Yeah . #
Well they can't give you a bad one anyway . #
So when did you say went away ? #
Last week . #
Yo , you should hear something . #
You should hear a yes or no anyway , so yo , you can be sure . #
Rough idea if you . #
You toe rag ! #
Yeah . #
Course you have . #
No . #
Well they ha they can't do them , I've worked with the people who have got qualifications and they come and ask me wha- , what the basics ! #
That's right . #
We've got our one of our ex-bosses ,he er when he got the job is the first thing he does is paint all the walls and put all his certificates up ! #
He had about forty or fifty ! #
And one whole wall was covered with certificates ! #
I mean , and he hadn't got a clue ! #
Not clue ! #
He's driving a bus now ! #
But that's what they look for they think it's clever . #
Kate , yeah see her the other day . #
Oh ! #
Oh yeah . #
Oh ! #
So Kate's living next door to across the road from #
Yeah that's right . #
Oh ! #
First one . #
Cos he eats them ! #
Wasps are his favourite . #
They're his delicacy ! #
When we have jam jar or anything in the garden he cannot get his nose out of it ! #
He waits for them to on the ba , on the jar you know ! #
And of course he tips the jar off eventually , and we have fill it up again ! #
I've never known a dog eat so many wasps ! #
You're strange ! #
You smell ! #
You're stupid ! #
No hoping to go over to Ireland for a week but not #
book anything up , just go over for a week . #
Oh did I tell you o our Joanie's coming over . #
Yeah , she's coming to see my dad . #
On the #
on the , twenty seventh I think of this month . #
Yeah . #
Twenty seventh or twenty eighth , I'm not sure which day . #
She's coming over to see Joe #
and she's coming over to see my dad just for the day you know . #
I'm not sure which day it is , I'll have to let you know . #
Yeah , she come over for Joe's wedding . #
Yeah , don't you remember , do you remember ? #
Didn't you ? #
I wonder why you didn't go . #
I had the Granada at the time . #
I'd only just bought the Granada . #
It was the weekend I bought the Granada , I'm sure it was when we went away first time I ever took it out for a run . #
Good old car that was I made a profit on that . #
The bloke the bloke that wanted it couldn't wait to get his hands on it . #
No , he knackered that ! #
He didn't have it long he wrecked it ! #
They started playing about with it you know ? #
Playing about with the engine and playing about with the body work , trying to do it up and all this and they just they just #
wrecked it . #
Well this is it you see , his son was supposed to be a mechanic , well he wasn't ! #
He was a employed by Dorrisons I think as a recovery bloke , you know #
cos he he thought he was a mechanic because he was doing that sort of work . #
Course he started messing with the er bodywork and the engine and they just wrecked it , but then he sold it to another driver and this other bloke Bob erm oh #
Bob , Bob , for a bit and he done a few miles on it and then he sold it to somebody else in the garage . #
Yeah and then it disappeared then , I think , you know , I could see it deteriorating every day it was about , it was about three of my cars parking here . #
Cavalier yeah . #
Good car that . #
Oh he had that Cavalier for a few years after I sold it . #
Which one ? #
The Cavalier , yeah , it was , I liked that one . #
I just hope the steering's lighter on this one #
Yeah . #
Yeah , I hope it's lighter on this one . #
You could afford a Mini though . #
But you could afford to cho I mean , the cheapest Metro is only about er , six grand you know ? #
Not a lot #
to me . #
You ne #
Yeah . #
You see yo really you'd need to be you'd need to be only need to be paying back about four grand you see , though ? #
You'd be paying something like what I pay , which is a hundred and #
Forty five a month . #
Ricky , come here ! #
He's covered in blood ! #
What's , has he eat something ? #
His mouth's covered in blood ! #
Have a look . #
Come here ! #
Sit down , sit ! #
Sit , come here ! #
Come here ! #
That's it , now sit down a minute ! #
Hold this Ded and I'll prang his mouth open . #
Let's have a look ! #
Let's have a look at your poor mouth , ah poor Rick ! #
What you done ? #
What you done ? #
Ooh ooh , open ! #
Hey open your mouth ! #
Ooh I don't know what it is . #
You ! #
You #
I'll get you ! #
You cheeky ! #
I mean , it could be just a piece of grass that cut him . #
You che , what do you say now ? #
Has he what ? #
Yeah , it's at home yeah . #
Yeah . #
I don't run him too much with it though because of his back , because of his #
back legs . #
Oh yeah . #
that ball . #
So there's the there . #
Oh ey that's not , lost lost #
down there . #
The last one over there in the hedge ,co , no way could I find it ! #
Got another one , had a big yellow one for her , I'll find this yellow one #
So Trish takes him out one day lost the ball ! #
Come back without the ball ! #
Come on you ! #
No I'm not ,erm if I , if I take her for a long run . #
I'm gonna go in now . #
She's been the lav that'll be doing for now . #
All the way down . #
It's gonna rain by the look of it . #
Haven't seen her for a couple of month , have you ? #
Yeah . #
Oh sorry ! #
Ay #
I know . #
The contract is back again , I done all this erm water pipe it were all gravel in there sunk into the ground you know big hole in the ground ! #
We went back there yesterday . #
Ah yeah . #
and Andrea phones me up , she says do you wanna do one of the tours for me , take the kids round ? #
Yeah I don't mind I only get the cla , the the lad , the group with the two naughty boys in don't I ? #
Ah ! #
They were . #
Yeah . #
Was there a teacher with them ? #
Oh yeah . #
Go to your mum ! #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Oh ! #
Was she ? #
Yeah . #
Oh yeah . #
Yeah . #
I can comb my hair now and then we go straight up town . #
And it looks like nobody'll be able to drive in their car , except for Aunt Mary . #
She said the only way you could another way you can cut your costs , he said , is , is that due to all these drivers he said , you've got it you've virtually got any driver on this car said just just have it you and yo , and your wife he said , and that'll cut your costs down enormously . #
Which ? #
Mm it's alright . #
Yeah , it does it's alright . #
It's funny you know , since I've been having these new cars I see these old cars , what a lot of bloody rubbish on the road , you know ! #
Yeah , bloody right ! #
It'd do me and all if I had to . #
It'd do me and all if I had to . #
Don't bother me ! #
That's right , yeah . #
Make do with what you ca , what you can afford at the time . #
Oh , don't say that ! #
Dad , if that's what you wanna do , nobody's . #
But as long as you earn your living that's nice and quiet ,and you won't have no problems in that area . #
No unless you wanna move for a specific reason , there's just #
no point in moving . #
No that's #
that's what you've gotta look for you see . #
Now , you see you're lucky that that he's , he's sort of over there #
and the other side detached , and how many kids have they got ? #

Three girls , see you're lucky really cos if they'd had three boys an i , in a few times , you know , ten years time like , they'd have all , the boys would of been growing up and they'd have had cars stuck everywhere , you know what I mean ? #
Though with the girls , that's a bit more unlikely . #
I mean , I know it s sounds stupid but that's what you've gotta look for today . #
You look at your neighbours , see how many kids they got , see what age they are and work out what's it gonna be like in ten years time . #
Like Billy were he lives , he lives on by the courts , you know by the Law Centre ? #
He gives me a lift to work . #
Yeah . #
And er these people , you know , next door like have got er they've got six or seven boys I think !gang of kids ! #
They're boys . #
They said all of a sudden they've all grown up ! #
That's how we got terrible problems cos they've all got erm cars . #
And his father's one of these obnoxious types you know ? #
All anybody you know ? #
Yo , I don't care what you do ! #
You do what you like , I do what I do , you can you know ? #
Please yourself ! #
And they've got this doberman or something that barks all the time like , and it's allowed i in the garden and it sits in the garden all the time and all the rest of it ! #
They just don't care ! #
Yeah , they're probably #
lived next to me , I'd have poisoned it ? #
the other day . #
yeah . #
Oh ! #
I'd have shot him and all ! #
Yeah , they are rubbish them there though ! #
Yeah , you bought the right one . #
Wa I wouldn't mind buying one of them myself you know wi I mean if we could sell ours #
you know , we could buy one of them and have no mortgage . #
I should think #
the cars . #
You've got your own frigging mortgage ! #
I know if I popped it right now , I mean yo you'd a and Trish and Teresa , you , Debbie , Teresa and Mark . #
You'd have about , I think it's about fifty five thousand . #
That'd buy you a new car wouldn't it ? #
That's if I die when I'm fifty five or over . #
The is about fifty five or over . #
Shall I wait here ? #
Yeah , I've left it here for you right . #
They're in the house . #
I'll go and try the Fiesta while we're here . #
Do you know how the start it ? #
Is it #
let him down . #
You open it to the now . #
It's not just is it ? #
Is the choke on ? #
Yeah , that's alright I think sounds alright . #
Yeah , I can smell it ! #
It's Yeah #
sounds alright . #
Need a the , these Fiestas , but they never get them right at the , the bloke I works with got one exactly the same as this does exactly ten miles and it cuts out on him . #
It's been going for about two now #
leave it for a few minutes , then start it up again . #
Yeah #
Yeah . #
It's the it's got a and never sorted them out . #
Mm . #
one of wo one of the worst ones cars ever made I mean they do make rubbish , but that's one of the worst ones ! #
No . #
Yeah . #
Yeah well #
and it doesn't cost you a lot to it really . #
Just a few pound in spares #
probably up fifty quid of spares does it ? #
Couple of years . #
Which is the best way ? #
Ah , I see , I've gotta go down there then . #
Oh oh ! #
Nice yeah . #
You didn't ! #
I wish things would pick up . #
Ooh there's a few on that today isn't there ? #
The old bloke . #
There's a couple of on there . #
Stan 's in hospital . #
Which ? #
Bloody sold it ! #
Yeah . #
I've asked him . #
Jim's Granada that is . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Monday . #
No , no sit back down . #
I've just come to tell you something else . #
Callan says , he's come up for , no I've just come to tell you something else . #
I am listening yes . #
No , I'm on about #
Gosh ! #
We can go in the car park . #
mechanic ? #
Mhm . #
The bloke with the , in the what's it coat by the loo . #
Yeah . #
I sacked . #
He was an idiot ! #
No . #
sound li , the Honda engine Ded . #
It goes the opposite way to this . #
It runs the opposite way . #
I i i it runs the opposite way to this . #
Is that one there ? #
Ah might have to get one of these get more room . #
Yeah . #
one of them . #
I bet that's then ? #
No , say , I can't do it ! #
Yeah , don't do them no favours , if they say ,come in Sunday , so I said that really ! #
Doggy ! #
That's right ! #
Yeah . #
They , they do look funny don't they ? #
now ? #
I'll go down as well okay . #
She'll know us next time won't she ? #
She'll know us next time . #

Dunno . #
Hey ? #
Come on then ! #
Oh yeah . #
How come anyway ? #
Go back up . #
Yeah met up with a new man and start again . #
Yeah #
that's it . #
What did she wanna do it herself ? #
Oh ! #
Did she ? #
Oh ! #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Oh ! #
Yeah . #
How much does it cost ? #
Are they ? #
Four #
ways , yeah . #
So it's all settled now ? #
Oh ! #
Aha ! #
Oh ! #
What you gonna do with the five ? #
Buy a car ? #
Oh . #
Well if you do decide to buy a car , if you wanna get a new one , I'll over . #
After you've #
like #
you're virtually buying it cash then . #
For a Metro . #
Yeah , you don't have to buy , you don't have to buy the top of the range Metro . #
Yeah maybe that's a good idea . #
isn't she ? #
If you're just working for somebody else . #
must be once but er she got #
Didn't you know him ? #
Well he , he does . #
Did it ? #
I think the business we #
went down #
Yeah . #
You have to be careful though or she could #
you can lose money . #
That's right , let him do it . #
Yeah . #
That's right yeah . #
Oh , yeah . #
Yeah , I wanna to go to the A A . #
Where else did I wanna go Ded ? #
Ooh yeah ! #
And there was something else . #
Yeah . #
Oh ! #
I'll go up here what have you got where have you gotta , which bank you gotta go to then ? #
Midland we'll go to Midland bank first then . #
Ah and then down the hill . #
Still on ? #
Oh . #
I know , . #
Sorry , I can't stop . #
I just say , sorry I don't give interviews . #
Yeah , Peter owed me some as well . #
Yeah ,getting paid . #
Two pound . #
I go , I al al already owe them from me , two pounds . #
Remember the last time I put it in . #
So I borrowed two pound out the bag , I've got plenty of money in the bag but I don't know we . #
Yeah , yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
You going in the bank ? #
Somethi , something wrong #
Give it to you trusts you , you see . #
I'd just go and say , here are I can't ha , why can't I have any money ? #
I'd just say , I'd close my account here . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yeah I've ! #
Do you ? #
Where's that ? #
We went to , did I tell you when we wanted a statement , and Mary said where's that money gone ?on the seventh so then I come out this is fifty pound , twenty pound fifteen pound took hundred and forty pound , paid it in , in two days got nothing ! #
I said that's where our money's going ! #
Must of . #
I want our house valued now well not just yet , we want the garden finished first not that it matters a lot . #
That looks a nice house for seventy thousand there , three bedrooms #
Callow Hill eighty two . #
That's nice semi- detached . #
Which one ? #
Yeah , probably yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yeah , that's all you're paying for yeah . #
there seventy eight thousand , three bedroomed sixty four to sixty eight ,that's probably a fair bit . #
See them council houses are se , sell . #
Yeah . #
Gives you an idea what's er innit ? #
I mean ,se #
semi-detached houses , look at that , fifty eight , sixty thousand for #
semi-detached houses ! #
Look at that one for fifty eight ! #
I mean , what's a , what does that look like ,an ordinary house , council house #
innit ? #
Fifty eight thousand ? #
Well , ! #
Oh yeah . #
No . #
Go to Ded ? #
Put sweepers on ! #
I got spike on one of my boots . #
And erm I'm swopping my car #
and it's got twelve months er membership how will I take it out ? #
Yeah , it's come this morning , #
or yesterday or something #
yeah . #
Yep . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Be , just about the same anyway , cos I'm having the car on Monday . #
Monday . #
Erm #
So I'll leave it till Tuesday , #

Yes I'm #
Yeah . #
Alright then . #
Oh right . #
Yeah . #
Alright then . #
Just in case yeah , I know , if I break down I can always ring you up anyway . #
Yeah . #
Okay then . #
Ah , that's fine . #
Thanks . #
And the one next to it , that's a big house . #
One seventy five ! #
Mm . #
Where's that ? #
Callow Hill #
Yeah . #
I don't like them being reduced , that means you're gonna get nothing . #
Yeah #
How many bedrooms is it ? #
Three bedrooms . #
Yeah , four bedrooms . #
Big double garage that's a good price that is ! #
They were trying plug them for a hundred and fifty thousand weren't they ? #
Where ? #
Must be a . #
Yeah . #
A hundred and thirty five , yeah , isn't that nice ? #
Is it ? #
Yeah , must be , yeah . #
Blooming big house ! #
Well look at those , two hundred and fifty five that's a big that's a bargain innit ? #
I know . #
You can se , I me , you can see some of them ain't worth the money though can't you ? #
I mean , look at that in that , Ashbourne Close there , forty three and a half thousand ! #
Mm . #

I know , one of the chaps at #
work went to see it , it's about four hours long or something ! #
Yeah , he said it was worth seeing . #
Are you going to next race mee , race meeting ? #
I don't know , not very long . #
Yeah , I think we said we'd go . #
We'll have to see what's , where we are at the time . #
Ay #
Oh , it won't be much though will it ? #
Be a couple of quid I suppose . #
Well we want , I better get #
Where do you wanna get it ? #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Did you hear that ? #
What's your occupation I'm a bouncer ! #
Who was that ? #
What do you bounce ! #
Balls ! #
Yeah , you should of said yes , I said ,I'm all for doing a survey wi , I'm , your being recorded . #
Yeah . #

No , they're overpowering aren't they ? #
Yeah , what do I want ? #
I don't want bread , I want eggs . #
Get bread from here , and it's nice bread from here . #
I'll get a loaf . #
I'll have one of those as well . #
One of them . #
Yeah . #
Yeah , it'll do . #
How much is this ? #
A big one ? #
It's probably . #
I'll have this one want a cake or anything to go with that ? #
What ? #
You don't want a doughnut though do you ? #
One of them ? #
Ay #
You paying ? #
You're not paying for mine are you ? #
No cos I wanna get the er . #
And an iced bun and an apple turnover please ? #
And a pound out the till ! #
Oh yeah I bet they're nice and fresh . #
Yeah #
the #
I like , oh yeah yeah . #
they look nice don't they ? #
up here Ded ? #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
I'm not queuing ay No I didn't . #
I thought that black bloke had picked them up . #
Ought to go back again quick ! #
Before he disappeared out the door ! #
He wouldn't of got out ! #
Hey ? #
Yeah , mine's getting heavy as well , we need a carrier bag . #
Yeah ,that is . #
I'm not sure about the white one though . #
Let's go and watch that . #
Yeah . #
I thought he said ,Fridays , I thought he said a week Friday . #
Friday so it's Wednesday and Friday , right ? #
I'm not up next Wednesday . #
Yeah I know . #
Ey di , now did you want anything else ? #
It's really mild then . #
nice , it was ever so mild . #
Mm ? #
Round the corner . #
I wanna get the spuds . #
Yeah . #
How much are they in Tesco's ? #
Are they twice that ? #
More . #
Yeah about the same , yeah . #
Can I have a pound of chicken breasts please ? #
Yeah . #
Can I have a carrier bag as well please ? #
Oh yeah , that's enough yeah . #
I'll have some free range eggs as well . #
Er a dozen please ? #
Ah ? #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Don't you ? #
No . #
Thank you . #
Put that in there Ded . #
Yeah , yeah and them . #
Yeah . #
That's a nearly two pound one , they're big ain't they ? #
Need to get one of them . #
Gonna get them ? #

Oh ! #
Yeah , a bag of nuggets . #
That's cheap !that's forty P . #
Trouble is , there's only me that eats it ! #
Yeah . #
Oh I do . #
Ah ? #
Ah ? #
Yeah . #
Yeah , buy them for one ninety nine there . #
Don't know . #
Yeah , they do . #
How much are they ? #
Oh , cheap ! #
But I , I don't get anything now . #
What time you gotta fetch it ? #
Five . #
Yeah . #
Might as well have dinner then , with us because we'll be having dinner about five . #
Oh . #
Is he is he still got overtime ? #
Basic hours now ? #
Mind you , they'll probably wanna do overtime next week ! #
. #
Thank you . #
Yeah you wanna . #
Then you'll have to do #
Your brother #
Yeah . #
That's right . #
Yeah , that's right . #
He's not who's gonna give up Queen of England anyway ? #
Well think of the money ! #

Yeah , just think of the money ! #
. #
Ay #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Why ? #
Christ ! #
How much #
does he give them ? #
Is that all ? #
I mean , really Sammy should be getting a bit more than that now shouldn't she ? #
Pocket money #
give #
her a pound or something . #
Oh no . #
Oh , well that's #
giving them . #
Yeah . #
Oh . #
You should of said , you'll be docked pay ! #
It is yeah , she don't have to though isn't she ? #
Mm . #
Does she ? #
No no I know . #
No . #
yeah . #
Yeah . #
Yeah . #
Okay . #
Oh ! #
Ah yeah , well you used to get one of one of them anyway . #
Not necessarily the A A , could be er #
R A C , you know . #
I've got change . #
Everybody's saying now , that it looks as if the Labour are now good , but what can they do to us Ded ? #
You see the thing is that we want the economy to pick up . #
We want our houses to go up in in value and this sort of is not important to us ! #
We want things moving ! #
Nothing's happening at the moment ! #
Yeah , yeah . #
Everybody says , oh if the , if Labour go into power , all the money leaves the country ! #
That's a load of rubbish that is ! #
It's the ones that are frightened ! #
That was erm #
Yes , love #
erm , well there's cold lamb , you like cold lamb ? #
Lovely lamb #
Cheese #
I like it #
No I wouldn't eat them Right where's Ted for ? #
What's Ted tea doing out ? #
Pardon ? #
Which ? #
whatever you can , there's no stipulation you've got to do so many , you have to do whatever you can , but I expect some people can take them to work and just leave them on can't they ? #
It's just something that we can't do I'm afraid so so we're on five now #
Er about five past one I should think #
No #
coming round to see me I suppose she doesn't want anything to eat cos she brought a sandwich with her from work , she took a sandwich to work with her hello you , nearly food time , have you smelt something to eat Ricky ? #
Have you smelt something to eat , poor dog , wait a minute , I'll find you something , get down , sit , sit there , stay there . #
Yes , sit , stay there #
Yes , thank you , here you are Ricky here's for you , where you gone , Ricky where've you gone ? #
Right , sit . #
Yeah they're all up now , and they've come out just as #
come to life #
Put the clock behind there . #
Who cares ? #
in the middle , got to hang , two foot from the tree #
and this bloke nearly had the sense , he said he's coming up on the Friday ? #
Well he's coming up really strong that's its #
Well it is #
I nearly , against the wine there huh #
You joking , mm , he eats anything now #
Mm #
No #
One of them #
the other one was that Wa Watts the American millionaire . #
I've told him that's #
in this house during the day #
Yeah #
Oh no , we'll pay to keep her for a long time #
Yeah . #
Mm #
I keep thinking today's Thursday I don't know why #
Yeah . #
I , I , I thought it was Thursday all day . #
The bird thing start and said to Debbie this morning when she brought the car in , how you going to pay ? #
That's exactly what they said to Mike the clerk , how you going to pay ? #
I can take it over there for the first service which is free anyway and I can take it back to Swansea for the others can't I ? #
Have a day out at June's #
That's nice , not long then ? #
I know I think Steve wants to come with me . #
Cos he said to me how , you going up on your own ? #
I said well thanks , I knew what he was getting at , I said I'm not sure but then he started saying cos , well , you know , what , if you want somebody to go with you like , I'll got , I started going up #
Yeah , #
do you realize you've run out of whisky ? #
cos there's none in the cupboard #
well there's none in there #
No #
No #
I don't want to . #
I don't want him there , he'll put me under too much pressure , cos he'll want his , as soon as he's seen his family he'll wanna get back . #
Will you be having Stan down ? #
Will you be having him down ? no #
Have ya ? #
yeah #
Yeah , but this wasn't discovered until he went for his pass #
exam #
what before his exam for his test ? , he'd have gone for his medical and it was found on his #
at his medical . #
The Chief , the Medical Officer , who ever it was , it was a doctor who had said go and see your own doctor , and his own doctor sent him to see a specialist . #
No , yeah #
I've gotta take him out yet . #
Yeah #
No , I'll have egg and chips when I come home tomorrow , right what , what do you want ? #
What do you want now , ah , that's it push me over you aren't half cheeky , no wonder Mary tells me off the way I treat ya , ah ? #
You are awful , yeah , is that right , ain't it ? #
Do you love me now ? #
Gonna give me a big kiss , oh , good boy . #
I don't really want it , but #
When is this bloke supposed to be phoning ? #
I'm never rude on the phone I could say she's not in #
